Q. What do weightlifters kiss under? A. The muscletoe.
Q. What is the official motorcycle of the North Pole? A. Holly Davidson
Rudolph had a brother with a green nose. John Deere.
Q. Why doesn't Santa visit homes without fireplaces? A. He doesn't have the hearth for it.
I couldn't swallow after putting up my Christmas tree. Doctor said I have tinsellitis.
Coming down the chimney soots Santa well!
Q. Which reindeer was named for his bad table manners? A. Rudolph
