BUYGOLdChEAp!! Lol just kidding...checking in from my disappearance

Hola folks, I'm sure most of you have no clue who I am and only clicked on this link because you ran out of things to read on the forums. But for the 5 or so of you who actually do remember, I thought I'd let you know that I am indeed alive and no, I didn't run off and join a circus. Apparently, you actually need a skill to be in the circus or be an elephant. In all seriousness, I apologize for disappearing so suddenly and without much of a warning. I had some very pressing business abroad which has consumed all of my time until just recently. In addition to working myself to death, I am happy to share that one of my dreams has come true. And no, I'm not talking about Trion finally allowing me to dye my underwear pink. I am now a proud father of twin boys. Yes, I have reproduced. In fact, let me present everyone with living proof. Only a few more and I can form my own raid without any of you suckers...muahahahaha...uhh I mean I really missed you all a lot. I'm back in the states for a bit to spend time with my little boys but I will soon be heading back. In the meantime, you may see me randomly running around gw2. Send me a tell, although if I don't respond, it probably means I'm busy. Either that or I forget how to reply to messages in game. Thanks to those who have emailed me in my absence, with the exception of the person who sent me those strange naked pictures of their rift avatar. You know who you are. Eventually, I will come back in a more permanent state. Until then, you can always watch those videos I made with the Britney Spears music. Don't pretend you didn't like it, I know you did.

» Edited on: 2012-10-06 22:41:25

So good to have you back. Congrats on your new Gaiscioch :) both of em. Please raise them to be just like you. Raiding + Thriller = never goes out of style. LOL Bentmer your one in a million. I'm so happy for you and the family. On those sleepless nights feel free to poke by and say hi :). It gets better man dont worry :). The waking up every few hours phase is fortunately a short one :) Teenage years... no to short :D. I look forward to seeing these lil guys grow into young men and sharing with them how ya posted naked pictures of them on the internet ;P. haha!

They are so cute!!!! I remember you, you are THAT raider guy :P Mijj and Pnub say hi to the babies, and grats to the Bentmer daddy :) I hop you will train them to farm mats for you soon!

» Edited on: 2012-10-07 02:20:23

They're beautiful! Congratulations!

They look like cheeky little fella's. Welcome back Bentmer :)

Hey Bentmer! You made bots? Kidding, Grats and good to hear from ya!

Thank you guys. And yes Ben, when they grow up, they will have an innate love of pop music and a strange desire to dye their armor in video games pink. I also have plenty more pics of them, it just takes me forever to type from an iPad. Whoever said a virtual keyboard is easier to use than a real one is crazy. I figure in exchange for depriving me of sleep and any semblance of a normal life, I get to embarrass them with pictures of them until they're at least 18. Wait so Mijj and Pnub merged into one person called Hex? That makes no sense. I mean I can understand Mijjnub or Pmijj but Hex? And yes, you all have realized my ultimate goal. Which is to save my money from paying power levellers by making my own free labor to farm mats and level for me. Unfortunately my better half tells me that they can't quite click a mouse button and a keyboard repeatedly yet. I'm not entirely convinced myself though. Thankfully in gw2, I can level and farm mats at the exact same time.

Congrats Bentmer and great to hear from you.

Lol, no Hex is me (the toon formerly known as Mijjah) and Pnub was not online while I was reading it to him but wanted to say hi :P Wow you failed as a circus elephant huh? Hang your trunk in shame! See you soon :)

Hey there Bentmer. Great looking kids! You are gonna have your hands full for years now! HA HA! See ya when you can get around, that's if I'm even on when you are. ;)

Welcome back Bentmer, and Congrats on the two future gamers!!!

I quit because they were paying me peanuts. Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week folks.

Great to hear from you again Bentmer and Congratulations! Not joining the circus is a bit disappointing, but being back with us is probably close enough. ;P

Great to hear from you Bentmer. And as a twin myself I hope you understand you have your hands full.

Heya Bentmer,glad to see ya.. It has been a bit I'm now in gw2 myself. Used to run around with ya in Rift on your raids with Fwosty and Alondite. If you remember that one mage named Nagato anyway. :)

If you had a twin, why the hell wasn't he playing your mage when you were gone? I mean we had to really scrape the bottom of the barrel, we even let some PvP dude named Nagato in a few times. lol. And I'm not really back. Although you'll see me post or run around GW2 for a bit. If I don't respond to a tell, it's probably because I'm afk or my kids haven't figured out how to use macros yet to respond to tells.

Bentmer is a mesmer clone, he lurks everywhere!